this will cause the milf economy to crash
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if tumblr’s going to die here’s my ig
why was i cursed to live in a country that doesn’t appreciate mika
Tumblr is finally becoming the asexual cafe
Witches and Sorceresses in John William Waterhouse paintings.
guys lets brainstorm a post
setting: 1950s london
*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this
balls in the trolley, asking for help all alone while he cries out in fear
no one comes near
nutsack is hurting, it’s caught between rivets and pulleys and gears
nobody hears
(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)
book legolas is pretty cool but film legolas reminds me of one of those incredibly beautiful, incredibly stupid long haired pedigree dogs that you sometimes see in grooming parlours having their claws painted purple. like you could just pick him up and look into his eyes and there would be nothing going on behind them. film legolas has the elvish version of elevator music playing in his head at all times and i honestly love it
just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets
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